And then there’s haiku pick-up lines.
It's been awhile hasn't it?Lack of sleep, time, an' inspiration have kinda kept me away from the pencil an' pad.
I forget how this came about.
Probably boredom.
I figure a few of these might lead to myself getting slapped.
Pick-up lines in haiku format.
For your reading pleasure.
Internal: nice tits.
External: looking for smart.
Internal: smart tits.
Do you like bacon?
It's my favorite protein.
Do you want to strip?
Screw the car keys, babe.
You really do not need them.
To drive me crazy.
I want up in that,
That dirty junk in your trunk.
Ga dunka dunk dunk!
What? A camera?
That would make me a big perv!
Now show me some nips!
Mmmmm, daddy likey.
Oops, did I say that out loud?
Smack me, you bad girl.
Hey! Nice Uniform!
Do you work for UPS?
Here is my package...
Is your name Gillette?
You're the best a man can get!
Oh well, thought I'd ask.
Damn girl! You are hot!
Did you cause global warming?
Who cares? You are hot!
Your dad a farmer?
Those are some real nice melons!
Yup, I'm a charmer.
So I'm pretty huge.
At least by Asian standards.
It's fun being tall.
Hold up. Wait a Sec.
Is that an Adam's apple?
I should drink more huh?
Stars fall from the sky.
Caressing gentle beauty.
Amazing cleavage.
You inspire so much.
The loss of sperm to be blunt.
This time make it mine.
